Somewhere I read about John England Swain, but I don't remember the source. If you look at page 43 in book child #1.1.1.7ħ is Chapman Swain Jr. There once was a man from Nantucket Who’s dck was so big he could suck it. There is another one which is just as crude, but this time, about a rather well-endowed man. Mary was daughter of founding JohnĪnd Mary Weare. Male Version This poem was not the original dirty Nantucket based limerick. Dirty jokes were the currency of childhood, as long as Mother and. It is Sarah who is your link to Nantucket Swain's - parents Charity Nason and Joseph Meader, Charity's parents were Mary Swain and Joseph Meader. There once was a man from Nantucket, whose cock was so long he could suck it. His wife was Patience Skiffe - it is their son Chapman Swain who married Sarah Meader. This poem was not the original dirty Nantucket based limerick. (Francis) If I am reading Robert Swain's genealogy correctly, your John Swain b1690 was John "England" Swain - different family. There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it Redneck Birth Control After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that enough was enough (they couldnt afford a double wide). She was the daughter of James Skiff and Sarah Barnard.Ĭhildren of John Swaine and Patience Skiff:īeen doing some digging around this morning on Swaine's with another Swain from the states, she found this in the book History of Nantucket by Robert Swain, it might be of some help i've done a little bit more searching and found his father could of been a Richard Swaine or Swayne wife elizabeth no last name for her Patience Skiff, born 1681 in Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts died /22 in Nantucket, Massachusetts. There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. He married Patience Skiff in Nantucket, Massachusetts. 1680 in England died in Nantucket, Massachusetts. The surname has been spelled many ways through the generations, including Swaine, Swain, Swayne, Swane, etc., but we'll stick with Swaine for consistency. A man named John Swaine was born there on 26 April 1679, the son of Samuel and Elizabeth Swaine. No one knows where John was born, but I've got my eye on Lewes, Sussex, England. England John followed a line associated with Norwegians and Swedes." According to fellow researcher Brian Smith, "Richard was from a group associated with European males but. Dirty Limericks There once was a man from Devizes Whose balls were of. John was considered "a stranger" among the people of Nantucket.Įarly Swaine researchers often pondered the possibility that the two Swaine families were somehow related, but recent DNA results firmly disproved the notion. There once was a man from Nantucket is the opening line for many limericks. He was also known as John England (and England Swaine) to distinguish him from the other Swaines of Nantucket who'd been there longer (I'm also descended from them). Unfortunately, things have gone downhill since.My man from Nantucket is sixth-great-grandfather John Swaine, a weaver by trade.
Nothing like a little good clean fun, I always say.
#Dirty there once was a man from nantucket series
Sinclair and Delenn discuss the premise of the station, and Sinclair recites a line from the 'Core poem' of the series - Ulysses by Tennyson. Babylon 5 uses this in the pilot episode.
This inspired numerous sequels, the most distinguished of which are believed to be the following, from the Chicago Tribune and the New York Press, respectively: Adam Adamant Lives: Once per Episode, Simms would improvise a limerick on the situation at hand. It all started innocuously enough with the following stanza, published years ago in the Princeton Tiger: I was in the shower thinking about the poem from spongebob 'there once was a man from peru. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and found it was his friend named pucket.
There are innumerable versions of the famous “Nantucket” verse, ranging from the cute to the irredeemably vile. man from nantucket (uncensored) There once was a man from nantucket, who dreamed of a dick and he sucked it. On to limericks, the most sublime and meaningful of all poetic forms. Here’s an accurate transcription: “As he crept into the stealthy night air/Little did he realize the fire escape was not there.” As anyone with a sense of literary form has already deduced, the two lines you remember constitute the entire poem (or at least they’re all that Norton recited). Willie, I’m trying to fight down the gnawing suspicion that you’re the kind of guy who goes around ruining jokes by piping up, “And then what happened?” right after the punchline.
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